Texting quotes

I got a new phone 2 weeks ago with unlimited texting and so I have now begun my texting adventure in ernest. I thought I knew a lot of the ways to text but then after a few days I realized I didn't. These texts are just how I received them... no editing. My comments on the context of these texts are in parenthesis. Have fun deciphering!!!

Shelby
· “Yeah! I can text u just 2 text u! :D Ure gonna be sry. :P (this is what she told me when I got unlimited texting)
· “Did u find my mind yet? :D Im excited 2 make bloomers w u! Yeah! Hannah time! Can I come w u when u go 2 t fabric store? Please. I love u my friend!”
· “Um. Hm. I don’t know. Im being lazy. Im sitting on t porch. N t paper is all t way up in my room. Wouldn’t want 2 get exercise by going all t way up t stair! :D”
· “Hehehe. Night Atila. J <3” (referring to Atila the Hun)
· “How was play practice?!? Did u get 2 waddle? :)” ( I waddle in my play... on purpose)

Melissa
· “I am not sure, but they are all laughing a lot and they have weird laughs gafh gahf. LOL” ( I just love how she put things...)
· “the guy at the door is really fat and he reading a book, ok now he is not. LOL” (its kinda fun to be able to write stuff and not say anything)

Anonymous (funny texts and I am NOT going to reveal who wrote them)
· “I dont either silly!” (hmph)
· “Haha u seem to have grown up a bit :)” (well thx a lot)
· “Its good 2 see u smile. Lol” (awww...)
· “Holy cows! I didn’t expect that comin from u? Why the sudden change of heart? Lol”
· “ I will tel ya later when I have more typin space. Its nothing really.”
· “Lol! That would b fun to help thee. Ya” (hmmm, since when do we use thee in text?!)

Collin
· “U are Hannah g… We r like an hour out of billings.” (am I hannah g?????)
· “Nothing…” (this was his response to my text... a text that he actually wrote to himself from my phone... he wrote to himself "Hi dummy, wassup?", this shows you how bored the poor kid was)
· “Hi” (this one about 3 times)
· “Do a rainbow over your heart and bite ur right ear…” (wow)
· “Nice!!!! Way to go! We should start a roundabout club….” (yes, I went all the way around the roundabout after his suggestion)
· “NO I DID NOT! GOSH! WHO TOLD U THAT?!” (sounds like he is yelling here)
· “That is the dumbest thing eve ever heard. How did bob come up with that? Did Melissa twist the truth?” (no comment)

Caleb
· “I have one reason to live at least lol! Not checkin out yet lol” (when he was really sick)
· “Ya! Riing seasons just arnd the corner” (he meant RIDING so that is why this was funny)
· “Oooooooooohhh lol” (this is kinda normal, since I am hard to understand at times)
· “Hahaha sorry - ull catch up soon lol” (thx bobberz)
· “Lol - who is always kkidding 99 percent of the time….who is one of 3 people who has seen me dead serious and “wise” …. Who should know im kidding.lol”

Grant
· “Like angels (when asked if they were behaving while in MT)
· “Good… he on plane…” ( I like the grammar here)
· “Troo…lol…nice!” (favorite words)
· “I bot the new one”
· “Haha troo”
· “Um… nothing haha”
· “R u in church?” ( mind you he texts this when you ARE in church… on purpose, make sure you turn your phones off if Grant isn't in church!)
· “Troo”, “lol”, “nice” - these are the most common words in his vocab, and the most common texts that he sends. I have deleted countless numbers of texts containing only one of these words.

Courtney
· “BROWNIES!!!!!!! :D” (there is a story there)

There are other people but the sad part is that I erased them on accident! I have this feeling that there will be another post like this sometime soon... its only been 2 weeks of texting. lol